How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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People with cancer.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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are you gay does your mom know

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Denard Robinson

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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