- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A guy was beet by his wife.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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