- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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