- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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