Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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