- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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