So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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