- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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