What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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The game.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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