Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

a person who will soon die of beeties

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

mental kid

It's all Taggart

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Rush Limbaugh

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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