- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

YOLO You only like Oreos

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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