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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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