whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Wenis Penis

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batman has diarrhea

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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