- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

This is not funny.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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