- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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