- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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