- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Good afternoon.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Shea's sty....

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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