- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy got neutered.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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