Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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im telling maguire

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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