- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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