- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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