- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Girls soccer

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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