Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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im telling maguire

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Women's rights...

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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