Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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