How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

knock knock who's there ?

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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