How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Nick Cannon

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Soccer...

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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