What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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