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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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