- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

KONY 2012

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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