- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nolan is gay

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

irish man drinking john smiths

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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