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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

I regret everything.....

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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