- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How High is a Chinese man

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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