- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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