ecks! why zee?

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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