- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Bags of delicious poop.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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