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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

justin littleton being sucessful

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What is a jew in space? Dead

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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