- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Poop

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

what did the old lady die of old age...

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Christianity

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Are you a tree

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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