Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Your girlfriend.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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