Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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