- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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