- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's circular and round A circle

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

My mum is called Steve

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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