On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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