Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

I'm gay.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

My mum is called Steve

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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