- Anti Joke

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck