This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Asian man fails a math test

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

The latter three thousand pages of this website.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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