What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Your mom is so nice.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Dyslexia ruels!

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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