Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Justin beiber..

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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