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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

He--Hey guys

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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