"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Female Orgasms

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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