- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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