- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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