So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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