- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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