Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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were at work systems r down

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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