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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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