- Anti Joke

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether