A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What is 9+10? 19

A Fat Kenyan

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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