Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

I shot a bitch.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

identical jokes get different votes.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

copy me and i will kill you

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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