- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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