What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Albino African Americans

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What is the difference?

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Penis.

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