Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Dusters blow stuff.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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