why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

You know whats funny Aids

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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