- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

pull my finger (farts)

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Ebola

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

VAGINA.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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