Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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