- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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