- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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