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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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