how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

You know whats funny Aids

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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