I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Dusters blow stuff.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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