- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

How come grilled cheese?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.