- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

cancer

black people

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

I'm gay.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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