Do you know the muffin man? No

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Women's rights.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Psychics.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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batman has diarrhea

Sex education in Texas.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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