- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Ask me if im a tree? No

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

I forgot what i was gonna say

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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