- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Leave. Now.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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