- Anti Joke

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Gretta has five legs? -no

you are a åsshole :)

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE