- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

hola said the chinese man

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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