- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

A child walks into a classroom.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

what does a chair look like? a chair.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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