- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Abortion.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

what's the difference between a duck?

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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