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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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