Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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darude- sandstorm

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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