If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

this website even though its hilarious.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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