How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Nickelback.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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