- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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