How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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An Aisian failed a test

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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