- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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