- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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