- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Blacks

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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