- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What is more worse than death? Death

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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