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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Racial equality.

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