What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

wael.. nuff said

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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