What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Hi

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Life

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Anti Joke

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