- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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