What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

... Chan chan

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

wanna here a joke? you.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's two plus two? Window

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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