What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

i hate black people

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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