- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Knock Knock. Come in.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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