How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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