What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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8--------------------- penis

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Atheism

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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