- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's two plus two? Window

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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