Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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