Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Heskey time.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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