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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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