- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

your mom

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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