- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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