- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Get on the boat.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Today is March 22.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

wael.. nuff said

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