What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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