What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Religionh

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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