Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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hey justin

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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