- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Justin Beiber

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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