- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

2 + 2 = 4

Are you gay. No. Ok.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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