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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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