Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Religionh

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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