- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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