- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Im gay What about you

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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