What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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