why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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go F*** yourself

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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you gay?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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haha

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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