How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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