- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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