If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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